Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence.
Student: WOW !
Humour/funny sms messages

law professor ask the student_
which is the most important law of finance for starting a new business?
student replies : father in law

A criminal broke into bed room , tied up Husband & Wife
Kissed wife’s ear & went 2 Bathroom.
Husband told Wife
“Satisfy him or he will Kill Us,
Be strong I LOVE YOU.”
Wife said:
He didn’t kiss me , he whispered in my EAR that he’s GAY ,
need vasline and i told him its in the BATHROOM , So be STRONG
I LOVE YOU TO…
husband: WTF
Funny Orkut scraps, Orkut MSGs

Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi,
jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi,
dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim,
bijli ko haath lagaya to bijli chali gayi !!

Funny sms, Love sms, Love hindi sms, love sms 2009

Soctha tha har mod par aapka saath dunga par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par, Kambakt sadak hi sidhi nikli.
Submitted by:
Bipin
I heard someone whisper ur name, but when I turned around to see who it was, I notice I was alone, then I realize it was my heart telling me that I miss u.
Submitted by:
Asif
Engg. Joke
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
Submitted by:
Asif

Time has been changed so Aaj ka kam kal per rahne  don
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Ho sakta hai kal tak us kam ke  liye koi machine eejad ho jaye….
 
submitted by qadi_paki29@hotmail.com

A foreigner had very spicy Indian dinner.Next morning he came out of
the toilet &said, now i understand Why indian use water.Tissue Can catch
fire..
by rajesh

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Your anniversary marks the day
When you both said “I do.”
The two of you became as one,
A marriage bright and new.
Now time has passed; your love is strong;
You passed the early test.
Your tender bond grows with passing time;
Your marriage is the kind that’s best!

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.
Go & sit back. I will drive auto.

Ek hathi ne ek chuhiya ko ched diya,
chuhiya ne hathini ko shikayat karke kaha ki
apne pati ko samjha lo
varna Mard hamare ghar mein bhi hai

Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai
2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Parhai Karte Hein . . .

Ek Ladka gadhe ke samne achanak gir pada…To samne se aa rahi
ladki ne dekhkar bola…Ye kya apne bade bhai ke pair chu rahe ho…
Ladka bola : Haan bhabhi jee!

Pregnant Sardarni carred ISI mark on her stomach.
When asked why ISI mark..
She replied…ISI means INTELLIGENT SARDAR INSIDE.
lol