Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence.
Student: WOW !
Humour/funny sms messages
Funny SMS:
11:59 AM Sher ka Puttar
Santa: Mujhse panga mat le, main SHER da puttar haan.Banta: Yaar Santa ek baat bata, SHER ghar pe aaya tha ya aunty jungle gayi thi?
Let X= Y
2X= 2Y
so 2X- X= 2Y- Y
=> 2X- 2Y= X- Y
=> 2(X-Y)= X-Y
=> 2=1
Sala maths ka itihaas hila ke rakh dala. Bataa dena newton ko, uska baap aa gaya hai….
Humour sms msgs: WOW
Funny sms message: father in law
law professor ask the student_
which is the most important law of finance for starting a new business?
student replies : father in law
which is the most important law of finance for starting a new business?
student replies : father in law
Husband-wife and the Gay criminal
A criminal broke into bed room , tied up Husband & Wife
Kissed wife’s ear & went 2 Bathroom.
Husband told Wife
“Satisfy him or he will Kill Us,
Be strong I LOVE YOU.”
Wife said:
He didn’t kiss me , he whispered in my EAR that he’s GAY ,
need vasline and i told him its in the BATHROOM , So be STRONG
I LOVE YOU TO…
husband: WTF
Funny Orkut scraps, Orkut MSGs
Kissed wife’s ear & went 2 Bathroom.
Husband told Wife
“Satisfy him or he will Kill Us,
Be strong I LOVE YOU.”
Wife said:
He didn’t kiss me , he whispered in my EAR that he’s GAY ,
need vasline and i told him its in the BATHROOM , So be STRONG
I LOVE YOU TO…
husband: WTF
Funny Orkut scraps, Orkut MSGs
Hindi Funny SMS: Bijli
Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi,
jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi,
dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim,
bijli ko haath lagaya to bijli chali gayi !!
Funny sms, Love sms, Love hindi sms, love sms 2009
jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi,
dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim,
bijli ko haath lagaya to bijli chali gayi !!
Funny sms, Love sms, Love hindi sms, love sms 2009
User Submitted SMS: May 14
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Submitted by:
Bipin
I heard someone whisper ur name, but when I turned around to see who it was, I notice I was alone, then I realize it was my heart telling me that I miss u.
Submitted by:
Asif
Engg. Joke
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
Submitted by:
Asif
Submitted by:
Bipin
I heard someone whisper ur name, but when I turned around to see who it was, I notice I was alone, then I realize it was my heart telling me that I miss u.
Submitted by:
Asif
Engg. Joke
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
Submitted by:
Asif
User submitted SMS: Machine
Time has been changed so Aaj ka kam kal per rahne don
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Ho sakta hai kal tak us kam ke liye koi machine eejad ho jaye….
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Ho sakta hai kal tak us kam ke liye koi machine eejad ho jaye….
submitted by qadi_paki29@hotmail.com
Cool SMS Messages: Foreigner and spicy food
A foreigner had very spicy Indian dinner.Next morning he came out of
the toilet &said, now i understand Why indian use water.Tissue Can catch
fire..
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the toilet &said, now i understand Why indian use water.Tissue Can catch
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Naughty and Funny SMS : Cow and Bull
Teacher: why are you late?Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can’t your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.
Your anniversary marks the day
Your anniversary marks the day
When you both said “I do.”
The two of you became as one,
A marriage bright and new.
Now time has passed; your love is strong;
You passed the early test.
Your tender bond grows with passing time;
Your marriage is the kind that’s best!
When you both said “I do.”
The two of you became as one,
A marriage bright and new.
Now time has passed; your love is strong;
You passed the early test.
Your tender bond grows with passing time;
Your marriage is the kind that’s best!
Sardarji and his wife
Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.
Go & sit back. I will drive auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.
Go & sit back. I will drive auto.
Hathi ne ek chuhiya ko ched diya
Ek hathi ne ek chuhiya ko ched diya,
chuhiya ne hathini ko shikayat karke kaha ki
apne pati ko samjha lo
varna Mard hamare ghar mein bhi hai
chuhiya ne hathini ko shikayat karke kaha ki
apne pati ko samjha lo
varna Mard hamare ghar mein bhi hai
Student Dusre Student se
Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai
2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Parhai Karte Hein . . .
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai
2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Parhai Karte Hein . . .
Funny SMS Txt message: Bhabi ji
Ek Ladka gadhe ke samne achanak gir pada…To samne se aa rahi
ladki ne dekhkar bola…Ye kya apne bade bhai ke pair chu rahe ho…
Ladka bola : Haan bhabhi jee!
ladki ne dekhkar bola…Ye kya apne bade bhai ke pair chu rahe ho…
Ladka bola : Haan bhabhi jee!
Pregnant Sardarni and ISI Mark ?
Pregnant Sardarni carred ISI mark on her stomach.
When asked why ISI mark..
She replied…ISI means INTELLIGENT SARDAR INSIDE.
lol
When asked why ISI mark..
She replied…ISI means INTELLIGENT SARDAR INSIDE.
lol
Main ooske pyaar me
main ooske pyaar me ban gayaa baraf kaa gola…….
main ooske pyaar me ban gaya baraf kaa gola…..
aur woh bewafaa bolti hai thanda matlab cocacola
main ooske pyaar me ban gaya baraf kaa gola…..
aur woh bewafaa bolti hai thanda matlab cocacola
Friendship sms: World Gave Me You
11:53 AM
I used to think that the world is so unfair, that it gave me so many reasons to hate it. But now, how can I hate such a wonderful world that gave me you?
When a person can find sorrow behind your smile ,words behind your silence and love behind your anger ,you can believe you have found your
“BEST FRIEND FOREVER”
I always thought loving someone is the greatest feeling, but I realized that loving a friend is even better. We lose people we love, but we never lose true friends.
Success is like ur own shadow, If you try to catch them you will never succeed, Ignore it and WALK IN your own way it will follow you……!!!!! Best of Luck
One Injection of Trust,
One Tablet of care,
One Syrup of attention,
One Drip of understanding,
take 3 timez a day! Its all necessary 4 the health of our FRIENDSHIP!
Once upon a time
love and friendship
were walking in village.
Love fall in dug because love is blind.
friend ship also fall because
friend ship can do every thing for love
Many people will walk in & out of our life but only true friends will leave footprints in our heart.
Having some one who can make you achieve great heights is good….but having someone who can hold you when you fall from the greatest height is a gift…….
Every nice relation is glimpse of God ..its one of life’s best blessing, a priceless gift that can never be bought, sold or forgotten just like you….
A successful relation depends not just on how good understanding we have … but depend more on how better we avoid misunderstanding.
When a person can find sorrow behind your smile ,words behind your silence and love behind your anger ,you can believe you have found your
“BEST FRIEND FOREVER”
I always thought loving someone is the greatest feeling, but I realized that loving a friend is even better. We lose people we love, but we never lose true friends.
Success is like ur own shadow, If you try to catch them you will never succeed, Ignore it and WALK IN your own way it will follow you……!!!!! Best of Luck
One Injection of Trust,
One Tablet of care,
One Syrup of attention,
One Drip of understanding,
take 3 timez a day! Its all necessary 4 the health of our FRIENDSHIP!
Once upon a time
love and friendship
were walking in village.
Love fall in dug because love is blind.
friend ship also fall because
friend ship can do every thing for love
Many people will walk in & out of our life but only true friends will leave footprints in our heart.
Having some one who can make you achieve great heights is good….but having someone who can hold you when you fall from the greatest height is a gift…….
Every nice relation is glimpse of God ..its one of life’s best blessing, a priceless gift that can never be bought, sold or forgotten just like you….
A successful relation depends not just on how good understanding we have … but depend more on how better we avoid misunderstanding.
