Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence.
Student: WOW !
Humour/funny sms messages

love is the happiness of 2day and promise of 2mrw.so this warm note cums2u 2say that live life with a heart full of love. By- "sMs kraG " ? Hum nazaro se due haiaankho se nahi hum khwabo se dur hai khayalo se nahi hum dil se dur hai dhadkano se nahi hum tum se dur hai tumari yaado se nahi...Lov u jaan.. | If u love someone but ur someone loves someone, u be the same someone like before coz time will cum that ur someone will realize that u r not just someone u r the special one. It dies bcoz we dnt knw how 2 replenish its source. It dies of blindness & errors& betrayals. It dies of illness, wounds, weariness by- sms kraG |
| Eyes speak more when a heart starts listening to someone silently, and life seems to be more exiting when some1 start reading eyes silently. | |
| l'v nt 1;lv nt 2,lv the 1 who lvs u true lv nt 3;lv nt 4,lv the 1 who lvs u more lv nt 5; lv nt 6, lv the 1 who really sticks lv nt 7; lv nt 8, lv the 1 who really waits. -By : Sms_Kraji | I trust u is a better compliment dan I lov u coz u may not alyz trust da person u lov but u can alyz lv da prsn u trust. Meeting u was fate, becoming ur frn was choice bt falling in lv wid u was completely out of my ctrl. -By : Sms_Kraji |
| When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts. | Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de. By- BJRAI "Bhojhpure" |
| US dil se pyar karo jo Tume Dard de par us dil ko kabhi dard na do jo tumhe Pyar kare Kyuki tum duniya ke liye koi 1 ho per kisi 1 k liye tum Duniya ho | Love is born wide the pleasure of looking at each other; it is feel wide the necessity of seeing each other; it is concluded wide the impossibility of separation -By : Sms_Kraji |
Love is like a cloud; love is like a dream; Love is one word and everything in btwn; Love is a fairytale cum true Coz I found love when I found U. Love U 4ever -By : Sms_Kraji | Aapke mehfil ka mausam suhana lage, Ekpal Churalu agar bura na lage, aap hame milkar bhul jaenge par aapko bhulane me sayad hame jamana lage ! I love U my sweet heart by : SMS -: myLove.com.np Source |
| "Give laugh to all but smile to one; give cheeks to all but lips to one; give love to all but heart to one. Let everybody love u but u love the one" -By : Sms_Kraji | A CUTE LUV STORY.... GIRL-AM I PRETTY? BOY-NO. GIRL-DO U WANT TO LIVE WITH ME?BOY-NO. GIRL-WILL U CRY IF I LEAVE U?BOY-NO. The girl got hurt and started to cry.the boy pulled her close 2 him nd said U R NOT PRETTY BUT BEAUTIFUL,I DONT WANT TO LIVE WID U...BUT LIVE FOR U,IF U LEAVE ME.....I WONT CRY BUT DIE. |
| i don?t think anything about you. i briefly believe that you are only mine. and its come my heart ,you know nothing about you how much bueaty you own your imagine.realy i miss u. submited by : shopnill | I?m sole dwn here & its cold, ineed some 1 who will keep warn, i?m locked in a solitary place with a hope that our relationship could be like this 4eva, that is life time promise love you very much. submited by : Precious Mbali(Lovely SMS) |
| takHar karz dosti ka ada karega kaun, Jab hum hi nahi rahenge to dosti karega kaun. Ay khuda mere dosto ko salamat rakhna, Verna mere jeene ki dua karega kaun. submited by : mdshoeb(Lovely SMS) | Baby dont 4get dat NTOKOZO loves u. U?ll be ma man 4 eternity. I LOVE & MISS U BABY. pLZ BE MINE!!! submited by : ntokozo(Lovely SMS) |
| Science has proved that sugar melts in water,so plz don`t walk in the rain, otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like u!!! submited by : adib(Lovely SMS) | Hello!! What?s wrong with your mobile? Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart! submited by : albert k-b mahlangu(Lovely SMS) |
| I JST WONA TELL U DAT I LOVE U MORE THAN ANYTHING AND I MEAN IT AND HAVE A NICE DAY. submited by : MMMM(Lovely SMS) | Aye zindagi yu mujhse daga na kar main jindarahun uske bina ye du na kar koi dekhta hai usko to hoti hai jalan aye hawa tu bhi usko chhua na kar submited by : AMAN(Lovely SMS) |
| I LOVE U TRUST ME PLS I AM ONLY YOURS WHEN U COMES THEN SEE HOW CAN I LOVE U submited by : 03224327413(Lovely SMS) | COURT ORDER! you are accused of stealing my feelings and break my heart with the love that will never end NO BAIL! I luv you forever submited by : Nomatheko(Lovely SMS) |
| if I could do one thing in life i wud give u the ability 2 c ur self thru my eyes only then you will know how special u r to me.. submited by : Lolita(Lovely SMS) | takHar karz dosti ka ada karega kaun, Jab hum hi nahi rahenge to dosti karega kaun. Ay khuda mere dosto ko salamat rakhna, Verna mere jeene ki dua karega kaun. submited submited by : 9339602091(Lovely SMS) |
| So sweet is u r smile! So weet is u r style! So sweet is u r voice! So sweet is u r Eye!so sweet is ur body.See!..... how sweetly I LIE! submited by : albert k-b mahlangu(Lovely SMS) | There?s no Special reason for this msg, I just wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U. submited by : de(Lovely SMS) |
| Life ends when you stop dreaming Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful | Time will always fly Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remeber me When You give your heart When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts. |
| Write on Bricks I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head,so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u. | If 10 people care 4 u If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world. |
| I m feeling so happy I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love. | First time i saw u 1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u! |
| If i were a tear in ur eye If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down onto ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u! I love all the stars in the sky, I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes! | Gate of Memories will never close, How much I miss u every body knows, Days will pas like yrs n we will remember those memories like silent tears!... Mis u so much...... |
| I heard someone whisper ur name, but when I turned around to see who it was, I notice I was alone, then I realize it was my heart telling me that Miss U n Love U. By-BJ Bantawa Rai -Bhojhpour | love enables u to put ur deepest feelings and fears in the palm of ur partners hand, knowing they will be handled wid care. ? |

guy who can dance & most guys hate dancing or are just really shy. If you were to take some lessons on the sly - Latin dancing is really sexy - and then totally surprise her one night and take her out dancing ...Latin, swing or ballroom. I will bet a million dollars you will blow her away. Cheers! | Candle Love Few people come into our lives and make everything shine, but you're one of those rare and splendid jewels who makes the whole world bright. When I was sad, you made me smile. When I was alone and blue, you were there for me, and you made me feel strong enough to accomplish anything. Because I appreciate the many things you do, more than words could say, I'm sending you the Candle of Love, and hoping you receive many blessings from above. Love n view Your love is a lantern That lights my way, Uplifting my spirits, When skies are gray. Your love is a wave That lifts me higher, Into a sea Of tender desire. Image Your love is a flame, That can never die, For always and ever, It will be just you and I. Your love is a rose, Moistened with dew, Touching my soul, With the beauty of you. | Lets Make LoveBaby I've been drifting away I've been dreaming all day Of holding you, touching you The only thing I wanna do Is be with you, as close to you As I can be *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Lets make love All night long Until all of our strength is gone Hold on tight, just let go I wanna feel you in my soul Until the sun comes up Lets make love..Ohhh Baby *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Do you know what you do to me Everything inside of me Is wanting you,and needing you I'm so in love with you Look in my eyes Lets get lost tonight In each other *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Lets make love All night long Until all of our strenght is gone Hold on tight, just let go I wanna feel you in my soul Until the sun comes up Lets make love Oh Baby lets make love All night Long,lets make love | I Love U ”- hell boy you don't love me but i love u i see you uu , i feel you uu i miss you uu , i kiss you uu my eye is always waitig 4u u it's promise to you i can not live without you i can not live without you , without you, without you but i love you , i love you , i love you hey girl you know that life is incomplete without you without you uuuuuuuuuuuuuu without youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu |
| पानाको संसार माया त बस्यो फेरी किन छुट्नु पर्दो होला केही क्षण बिछोडदिदैमा किन आसु झर्दोहोला चोखै माया लाए पनि किन बिछोड हुन्छ होला उनिलाइ नै सम्झी सम्झी यो मन किन रुन्छ होला? तिम्रो सम्झनाले मलाई तड्पाइ तड्पाइ मार्ने भयो सुख्खा यि नयन हरुमा साउने झरि झार्ने भयो यो मन सार्है खुशी हुन्छ सपनिमा आइदिदा फेरी यो मन रोइ दिन्छ बिपनि मा नपाई दिदा | "आशा" बिबश्ताको भेल् सगेइ महासागरमा हरायो जिन्दगि, सहानुभुतिको कुनै आवाज नै आयेन, डुबीरहे गहिरो- गहिरो गहिराइभित्र, सहाराको डुङगा कसैले खियाउन सकेन त्यसै त बिबश् छु जिउदोलाश जिउन यहा बिबश् जिन्दगिलाई साथमा लियेर अझै पनि आशा अनि बिस्वाशहरु आलै छन कतै सहाराको भिख् पाईन्छकी भनेर | "मेरो मायातिमिलाई"-बि जे बान्तवा राइ ब तिमी पिंडाले रुन्छेउ, म तिम्रा आँशुहरु पुछिदिनेछु। जब तिमी संसारदेखी डराउनेछेउ, म तिम्रोसाथ हुनेछु। जब तिमीलाई मेरो मायाँ चाहिन्छ, म मेरो मुटु दिनेछु। जब तिमी बिरामी पै एक्लिन्छेउ, म तिम्रो स्याहार्-सुसार गर्नेछु। तिमीलाई थाहा छ? यि मेरामायाँहरु तिमीप्रतिको कहिल्यै सकिने छैनन। तिमीलाई थाहा छ? यि मेराकसमहरु रितुझैं बादलइनेछैनन। तिमी एकपल्ट मेरो हृदयको दर्पणलाई चिहाएर हेर, तिम्रो अभाबमा रगतको आँशुले पोतिएको एउटा मुटुछ। मेरो मायाँतिमिलाई सदा-सदा सगरमाथाझैं अटल रहनेछ। |
| "तिम्रो आँखामा" - सुनी डिम्दुङ तिम्रो निदमा अई दिउला सपनि बनेर प्रतिक्षा गर्दै गर है तिम्रो दिलमा अैई बसुला चोखो माया बनेर यसलाई साँच्ने गर है । तिम्रो आखामा सजिदिउला गाजलु बनेर यसलै सजाउने गर है तिम्रो दु:ख मा आसु भै अैईदिउला सुखमा हाँसो भै यसलाई संगाल है कुनै दिन दु:खी ले सहारा माग्छ भने यसलाई अँगाल है यसलाई अँगाल है -- | कति प्यारो छौ तिमी (लक्ष्मन चौधरी, चितवन) कति प्यारो छौ तिमी मेरो लागि मुटुमा बसेकी छौ सधैको लागि हरपल तिमीसंग बसिराहु झै लाग्छ हरक्षण तिमीसंग रमाइरहु झै लाग्छ कति प्यारो छौ तिमी मेरो लागि मुटुमा बसेकी छौ सधैको लागि हरपल तिमीसंग बसिराहु झै लाग्छ हरक्षण तिमीसंग रमाइरहु झै लाग्छ हरेक बिहानीको पहिलो किरण संगै उदाउछौ तिमी मेरो मनमा हरेक बिहानीको परिलो घाम संगै न्यानो को आभाष दिलाउछौ मेरो तनमा | गन्तब्य तिमी नै हौ (लक्ष्मणअ छौधरी, चितवन) नसोध तिमी कहिल्यै कति माया गर्छौ भनेर नगर्नु शंका कहिल्यै कताइ वीरसियौ की भनेर यी धरती र आकाशअ साक्षी छन मा तिम्रै हु भनेर मेरो यो दिलामा चियाएर हेर जहाँ तिमी बाहेक अरु नै छना की भनेर यी अखाहरुलाई नियालेर हेर त्यहाँ तिम्रो तस्बियरअ देखाने छौ मेरो मुटुको हरेक धडा ?कनहरुलाई सुना त्यहाँ तिम्रो नामको पुकार सुन्ने छौ मेरा हरेक सांशहरउलाई महसुश गर त्यहाँ तिम्रो शुभआशा चारइएको पाउने छौ मेरा हरेक पैलाहरुलाई पक्षउदै हेर गन्तब्य तिमी स्व्यमलाईइ पाउने छौ |
| तिम्रो बिदाई पस्च्याटअका क्षणअहरु (लक्ष्मन चौधरी, चितवन) तिमी संग हुने केही पलहरुको मिलना पस्च्याटअ भोली पुना भेटने बचा गर्दै जाभा तिमी बाय बाय भन्दै बिदाइका हातहरु हल्लाउछौ उफ ? त्यों पला कति कष्टकरा हुन्छ मेरो लागि मनाउ तिमी बिदाई होइन मेरो मृत्यु मागिराहेकी छौ केही क्षणाको मौन वार्तालापा पस्च्याटा जाभा तिम्रो पैलाहरु बिपारीत दिशातिर ब?छना मा स्तब्धा मुन्द्रामा तिम्रा गतिमन पैलाहरुलाई हेरी रहन्छु मेरो आत्मा बेदना यूक्त चीत्कार गर्न थाल्छ मनाउ तिमीलाई रोकिन अनुनयाँ, बिनयाँ गरिरहेको होश तिमी आफ्नो गन्तब्यका केही दुरी पार गरिसकेकी हुन्छौ मेरो एक जो?? अखाहरूले तिमीलाई पक्षैइ रहेको हुन्छ बिस्तारै बिस्तारै तिम्रो आकृति अस्पस्ट हुँदै जान्छ अंतता मेरा आँखा बाट तिमी पूर्ण रूपले ओझेल हुन्छौ मनाउ केही क्षणाअ अगाडी त्यहाँ तिम्रो कुनै उपस्थिती थिएन सुन्याता अनी अन्धकार बाहेक कताइ केही देख्दीन म निरासाको कालो बादल ले पुरै आकाशअ ढाकी सकेको हुन्छ मनाउ पुर्णिमाको रात अचानक औशिको रातमा परिणता भएको होसा फ्कक्फा | उनको प्रश्न मेरो जवाफ - (बिबेक ओझा ) उनि मेरी आफ्नै उनि हो उनैले सोधिन मधिरा त पिउनु हुन्न नि ? ओहो ,मैले रिसाए झै गरी उत्तर दिए तिम्रो रुप ले नै नाशाअ लाई सक्यो तिम्रो माया ले नै मुटु खाइ सक्यो अनि कुन नाशाअ किन खानु उन्ले फेरी सोधिन्,अनी चुरोत नि ? ओहो उन्को सङ्का अझै रहेछ ठिकै छ माया गर्ने को शङ्का नि सहनै पर्यो मैले फताफत भनी हाले मुटु मा बसेको तिम्रो तस्वीर मा किन धुवा लौनु , छाती मा लुकेको माया लाइ किन निसासिने बनाउनु , उन्को लामो हाँसो छुत्यो, एही हाँसो बिच्मा अर्को प्रश्न गरिन , अनि तपाईं घुम्न जाने रे ? उनिमै रन्दै गरेको म अनि घुम्न जाने प्रश्न मैले रिसएझै गरी जवाफ दिए तिमी नै मेरो नगरकोट,तिमी नै पोखरा तिमी नै मेरो जीवन को घाम्,तिमी नै चार धाम अनि तिमी लाई छोडेर भन प्रिय म कहाँ जाउ एकछिन मौनता छायो,फेरी मौनता टोड्दै अर्को प्रश्न | नाएक्,गायक के भन्ने सोच छ? भाभुक बन्दै मैले जवाफ दिए आरे तिमी सँग जीवन्त बनेको छु, नक्कली अविनयाँ को सँग गर्नु मेरो मुटु को धद्कन आँफै सुनन म गायक नै किन बन्नु एकछिन रोकिएको हासो फेरी लम्बियो फेरी अर्को प्रश्न गरिन मोटर किन्ने सोख होलनी? मैले फटा फट भनि हाले तिम्रो माया पंखा बनेर मलाई उडाउदै छ सोततन्त्र पछी झै आकाशमा डुलाउडै छ अनि उड्न छोडेर गूड्नु र? मैले प्रती प्रशन गरे उनि मौन रहिन्, मैले जवाफ भेटिहाले उन्को प्रश्न सकिए छ क्यर तर मेरा चाँही केही बाकी थिए तेसैले उनलाई अङगालो हाले अनि अनि मेरा प्रश्न भाट्याउन थाले |